Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. Do not harm little children. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.Tumblr (3.0; @alexvalalas)http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b761633149aa5c44c7856f7a97c6738e/tumblr_mndmupeii11sq7cedo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f61f8e3842cb2ae408f990d673f59ef/tumblr_mndmupeii11sq7cedo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a7251adbc20146924dd04e7e21b083d/tumblr_mndmupeii11sq7cedo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53283692865http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53283692865Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:13:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/011b6419f16a964cf83e3cc687b5ff3d/tumblr_mofvdlbLR71qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53231982995http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53231982995Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:19:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpuq4go6sQ1qzunhio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53189964320http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53189964320Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:00:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbchaoInMT1rodz1bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>now hold on just a diddly-darn minute</span></p> </blockquote>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53113463590http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53113463590Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:35:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f42ca5d332d7dda8dc2e39ed63151b37/tumblr_mod28wkf5G1qhz3f8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/687de8287ff9f37bc6cba5be452beaf5/tumblr_mod28wkf5G1qhz3f8o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc7006a50e86f578717ec6bfe1c2459e/tumblr_mod28wkf5G1qhz3f8o3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/354cd6850b1e39e0fab6714ccfe552d7/tumblr_mod28wkf5G1qhz3f8o4_r1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4658e4e9f1d76dc8e43438e8f2106020/tumblr_mod28wkf5G1qhz3f8o5_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da07c78a4b677c83c3253f86c59cb23c/tumblr_mod28wkf5G1qhz3f8o6_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d066cc721578e7454867231753ef990b/tumblr_mod28wkf5G1qhz3f8o7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thatskarma.tumblr.com/post/53009955108/nagaytokomaedang-diemeowderkatze-i-am-sorry" class="tumblr_blog">thatskarma</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nagaytokomaedang.tumblr.com/post/52997392203/diemeowderkatze-i-am-sorry-but-this-is-why-i-am">nagaytokomaedang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diemeowderkatze.tumblr.com/post/52915209001/i-am-sorry-but-this-is-why-i-am-embarrassed-to-be">diemeowderkatze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE, I WANT TO FUCKING THROW UP.</p> <p><span>(I don’t have a thing against Audrey Kitching, she was just merely</span><span> and example). </span></p> <p><span>But this fucking disgusts me right here. It makes me want to say, fuck this country and its racism and double standards. </span></p> </blockquote> <p>also notice how these people are calling her a terrorist even though she didn’t do anything wrong</p> <p>but they are threatening to kill, beat, steal from, and degrade this woman for simply wearing an article of clothing</p> <p>fuck everything</p> </blockquote> <p>when will white people learn facebook is not a good place to show how racist you are</p></blockquote>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53113262827http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53113262827Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:31:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a3d122099adc06be7357d3eb3bcf910/tumblr_moer79dWzw1qb9pa3o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1870d829332c85fc046ccd1a29d15bad/tumblr_moer79dWzw1qb9pa3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>My life. I need an intervention</p>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53049543901http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53049543901Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:01:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/475fe234fd298eecba733225e9016b35/tumblr_moeexeTGZi1s68spoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53017876520http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/53017876520Sat, 15 Jun 2013 07:36:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5bowrdIv1qhs0jto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5bowrdIv1qhs0jto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pati79.tumblr.com/post/45998395841/heyitscoren-somebody-give-this-guy-an-award">pati79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyitscoren.tumblr.com/post/39496206627/somebody-give-this-guy-an-award">heyitscoren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Somebody give this guy an award!</p> </blockquote> <p>capo.</p> </blockquote>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52946679938http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52946679938Fri, 14 Jun 2013 10:09:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://schoompy.tumblr.com/post/45323776695/iguanamouth-birds-are-so-ridiculous-how-do-they">schoompy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/39894082343/birds-are-so-ridiculous-how-do-they-even-all">iguanamouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e39985dd3a0eaa0ffdba71bb078ba25c/tumblr_inline_mg8hnp5suE1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>fuckin</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2aa82dc276d15402994130cba2471b46/tumblr_inline_mg8hoa8ogn1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>crazy ass</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/45a7c5f4a253a0ce2059eddd4ac455a3/tumblr_inline_mg8holYjPk1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>bobbleheaded</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b98207243d27f3200acc9dbd7708c14c/tumblr_inline_mg8hoz13lw1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>tiny motherfuckin</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f46e5d8e5359e2db3b00e1695903f225/tumblr_inline_mg8hplDiRR1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>i dont even</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/aae7032451c1a463c023aa8fcf8b9517/tumblr_inline_mg8hq37x7V1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>things that dont make any sense</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a7bdb7605bc8280595917d58dcbc26ca/tumblr_inline_mg8hqoPCZt1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>dragon faced</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/36cd671019a2c1f111075c664b3eab01/tumblr_inline_mg8hr0RaBu1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>jesus christ is that a duck</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/92e2c61963d4cd38825e8e4d2d92cbb3/tumblr_inline_mg8hrgh5pd1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>some kind of prehistoric nonsense</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/df55a5dbe7f11e31c9e3dc0baa6be889/tumblr_inline_mg8hrvkz8y1qmoaae.jpg"/></p> <p>holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS</p> </blockquote> <p>This</p> </blockquote>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52914513324http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52914513324Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:05:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79b1fbc11c56078e646dd2a7c6926ba6/tumblr_mnxjoq1WQG1s74xr4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52910362848http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52910362848Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:05:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0eebc7cf6dd9ef7b83b4cf1c611d39d7/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro1_500.jpg"/><br/> 9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids <br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ca23565add6ed41e410ea6cdace9ba4/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f512b17efab30aa92b69554eceb88ba/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43884ac5cbf624c758830bb0e1fdeb35/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc5d1ec747b8e7b9fd50844603b60057/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a40e8852b7c42efcc4ee2aec8adf1a1/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/918262e21da15d74623b6917913e7603/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86dbb0b9de8799091d1198a0a411f50b/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4bf1a081019a54a9726b36d0d837782/tumblr_mlz1w6a9OD1s1lc2ro9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adamjwolbert.tumblr.com/post/51868966343/lego-batmann-9-hilariously-distressing-letters">adamjwolbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lego-batmann.tumblr.com/post/49096228340/9-hilariously-distressing-letters-from-kids">lego-batmann</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong> 9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids </strong></p> </blockquote> <p>this is the best post that has ever existed and will ever exist. </p> </blockquote>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52909993993http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52909993993Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:00:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c3spHGMb1qkbhyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52877433823http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52877433823Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:07:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spacegurl.tumblr.com/post/50094622321/bunnyfood-ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal">spacegurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/post/50093631434/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal">bunnyfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal</strong></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50089914483/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-ryanwmchenry">tastefullyoffensive</a>:<a href="http://twitter.com/RyanWMcHenry">ryanwmchenry</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>this is so funny i can’t</p> </blockquote>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52877409429http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52877409429Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:07:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e9dbe3ee4a9400f08abd4e23ce49112/tumblr_mhjkv4y7Pl1qen0rmo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63376edacf273936efd6ed8a4689326e/tumblr_mhjkv4y7Pl1qen0rmo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ef87dea4d204a9feeba5513c378972f/tumblr_mhjkv4y7Pl1qen0rmo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e79ea3ac84aef8319f574fa66d3d03e7/tumblr_mhjkv4y7Pl1qen0rmo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b0e3f216a89011f620b9209fd3991e0/tumblr_mhjkv4y7Pl1qen0rmo5_400.png"/><br/> <br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52863682025http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52863682025Thu, 13 Jun 2013 08:28:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0wr9xJ6Sg1roba31o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52818592503http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52818592503Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:00:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoeskimos.tumblr.com/post/51400884996/are-you-the-sun-bc-you-need-to-stay-93-000-000">hoeskimos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me</p> </blockquote>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52676614451http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52676614451Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:28:35 -0400<p>Omfg, my back is dead. All the hurt feels from holding a baby. Wah</p>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52676160564http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52676160564Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:22:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc7806737e34ac058d2be3c6a87b28c6/tumblr_mn7py6Uqby1raaqezo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39b013e1f9af80173f31fd8b35fb95e1/tumblr_mn7py6Uqby1raaqezo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52663872457http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52663872457Mon, 10 Jun 2013 19:32:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba44c391b6e46198cf75d74da5c929e7/tumblr_mo3obam2IX1qfo87uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52621542797http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52621542797Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:00:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31f9e8c0ff3cf6aea82cc8ca2d00af8a/tumblr_mno23jEYu01r5tgulo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-sharkbites.tumblr.com/post/52325490962">-sharkbites</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothiccharmschool.tumblr.com/post/52229086439/i-think-today-needs-an-adorable-baby-bat-wiggling">gothiccharmschool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes. </p> </blockquote> <p>Baby</p> </blockquote>http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52533547089http://alexvalalas.tumblr.com/post/52533547089Sun, 09 Jun 2013 06:23:15 -0400